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How to handle accidently published nude photos: A guide for celebrities!

Time and again it happens that a “nude photo scandal” makes the big headlines. Some celebrity shows off in a very natural manner, with a more or less sexy face impression, very often by shooting self-photos and posing pretty much like a bloody amateur, mostly doing top-less pics, sometimes full pics that show… well, you know.

Paris Hilton, Rihanna, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Greene… the list goes on and on.

It’s only a matter of time that those photos come into public. And while it’s a great thing for fans, the stars and starlets don’t seem to have any idea how to handle the situation. They easily lose control over their shots.

That’s why i wrote a small and simple checklist for them. It’s a guideline for celebrities who just love to get undressed…

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Taya Parker is the Penthouse Pet 2009!

The year just started but we already have a Penthouse Pet of the Year.

When i saw the headline somewhere i thought, OK, yet another “Sexiest Girl of the Year” competition, who cares… until i saw Taya Parker:

Taya Parker

Taya Parker

Taya Parker not only was the Penthouse Pet in January 08, she’s the kind of girl that makes a man constantly ask to himself What the heck can be wrong with DD-Cups?

There’s nothing wrong with Taya’s DD’s, there’s nothing wrong with Taya Parker at all!

So i don’t want to hide Taya from you. I visited her homepage and found some nice photographs… Attention: Don’t let these pixels burn your screen!

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