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AVN Awards: The night of the Pirates!

Wow, i’m just back home from a hot night in Las Vegas where the AVN Awards Show has been celebrated!

The AVN Awards are best known as “Oscars of Adult Entertainment” and feature everything: Red Carpet, Show Events, Reporters, Paparazzi and, of course, lots of very hot Actresses and Actors.

If i counted correctly, prizes were awarded in about 120 categories (127, i was close). Some of those categories have names which i can’t tell you here because they may offend you :)

So don’t worry, this post is all-in-all family friendly.

Just like in Hollywood there are some big ones, categories that stand ahead of the others, such like “Best Film”, “Best Actress”, “Best New Starlet” or “Best Director”.

It’s no surprise that the Pirates won the race, “Pirates 2, Stagnetti’s Revenge” is the big winner of the 26th Annual Adult Movie Awards…

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Taya Parker is the Penthouse Pet 2009!

The year just started but we already have a Penthouse Pet of the Year.

When i saw the headline somewhere i thought, OK, yet another “Sexiest Girl of the Year” competition, who cares… until i saw Taya Parker:

Taya Parker

Taya Parker

Taya Parker not only was the Penthouse Pet in January 08, she’s the kind of girl that makes a man constantly ask to himself What the heck can be wrong with DD-Cups?

There’s nothing wrong with Taya’s DD’s, there’s nothing wrong with Taya Parker at all!

So i don’t want to hide Taya from you. I visited her homepage and found some nice photographs… Attention: Don’t let these pixels burn your screen!

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Legs missing: Rockbabes amputated!

One duck with two legs is crossing the road. Two ducks with four leg are crossing the road. Three ducks with six legs are crossing the road…

If you look at this simple math-for-kindergarten-kids explanation, what would you say if i change the term “ducks” into “models”?

When you take three models to pose on a photo, how many legs need to be arranged?

Six? No, sorry, that’s wrong. Models are no ducks, so three of them only have… four legs! Or even less.

Here’s the proof…

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TR Underworld Demo: My trip with Lara!

Dirty Lara Croft

That´s the dirtiest Lara Croft ever :)

I finally found a little bit time to play the Tomb Raider Underworld Demo that’s still out since 2 weeks or so.

Though the final game will be released next Friday i couldn’t wait to have a small demo trip with Lara Croft. In fact, the trip neither was small nor short…

To describe the quality of the Tomb Raider Underworld Demo – and probably the whole game itself – i only need one word: Superb!

I can recommend the demo with no exceptions. You will have a nice walk with Lara through the Thailand-Level, meet a few enemies, learn all about the new moves and control keys, have to figure out the right way, find some secrets and other stuff, and all the time you will be speechless about the great look, the super-stunning graphic of Tomb Raider Underworld.

Oh, you’re still not sure if you should download the 1,15 GB? That’s fine, because i’ve made many screenshots during my first underworld trip with Lara!

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