the thoughts and creations of a naughty machinima artist

How to handle accidently published nude photos: A guide for celebrities!

Time and again it happens that a “nude photo scandal” makes the big headlines. Some celebrity shows off in a very natural manner, with a more or less sexy face impression, very often by shooting self-photos and posing pretty much like a bloody amateur, mostly doing top-less pics, sometimes full pics that show… well, you know.

Paris Hilton, Rihanna, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Greene… the list goes on and on.

It’s only a matter of time that those photos come into public. And while it’s a great thing for fans, the stars and starlets don’t seem to have any idea how to handle the situation. They easily lose control over their shots.

That’s why i wrote a small and simple checklist for them. It’s a guideline for celebrities who just love to get undressed…

Tomb Raider Underworld: Lara Croft’s rear view!

It’s been a while since i last mentioned Lara Croft and Tomb Raider Underworld.

So it’s about time for a small fun post that’s dedicated to Lara’s best-known body part (from the gamer’s angle of view): Her wonderful and sexy butt!

The designers at Crystal Dynamics did a great job, they created the most beautiful Lara Croft so far. She’s looking hot but not in a cheap way.

Anyway, i don’t want to get too serious here, so just let’s have a look at that back part…

AVN Awards: The night of the Pirates!

Wow, i’m just back home from a hot night in Las Vegas where the AVN Awards Show has been celebrated!

The AVN Awards are best known as “Oscars of Adult Entertainment” and feature everything: Red Carpet, Show Events, Reporters, Paparazzi and, of course, lots of very hot Actresses and Actors.

If i counted correctly, prizes were awarded in about 120 categories (127, i was close). Some of those categories have names which i can’t tell you here because they may offend you :)

So don’t worry, this post is all-in-all family friendly.

Just like in Hollywood there are some big ones, categories that stand ahead of the others, such like “Best Film”, “Best Actress”, “Best New Starlet” or “Best Director”.

It’s no surprise that the Pirates won the race, “Pirates 2, Stagnetti’s Revenge” is the big winner of the 26th Annual Adult Movie Awards…

Taya Parker is the Penthouse Pet 2009!

The year just started but we already have a Penthouse Pet of the Year.

When i saw the headline somewhere i thought, OK, yet another “Sexiest Girl of the Year” competition, who cares… until i saw Taya Parker:

Taya Parker

Taya Parker not only was the Penthouse Pet in January 08, she’s the kind of girl that makes a man constantly ask to himself What the heck can be wrong with DD-Cups?

There’s nothing wrong with Taya’s DD’s, there’s nothing wrong with Taya Parker at all!

So i don’t want to hide Taya from you. I visited her homepage and found some nice photographs… Attention: Don’t let these pixels burn your screen!